A for apple, B for ball.
C to make your transcript crawl.
D for doormat, E for eel.
F to make your parents squeal.
G for garlic, H for hand.
I’m the teacher; I command.
J for jackfruit, K for key.
Lessons would be hard, you’ll see.

M for monkey, N for nail.
Oh, your grades I can derail.
P for pony, Q for quill.
Are you list’ning to me still?
S for salad, T for tail.
You do hate me? then you fail.
V for velcro, W for wise.
X for answers I despise.

Y for yoyo, Z for zzzs.
Class dismissed and mem’rize this.